Home base
Luxor Hotel & Casino
3900 S Las Vegas Blvd
Las Vegas, NV 89119
Thursday arrivals: around 7:30–8:00 PM
Sunday checkout: 11:00 AM
The crew
WHO’S COMING
Thursday Crew
Landing around 7:30–8:00 PM Thursday
Friday Crew
Fri Aug 28 · 6:55 AM → 9:15 AM · nonstop Allyson + LaceyFriday around noon · pool + limo
Jake + Liz should hit the pool around 10:15–10:45 AM depending on bags and wheels.
EVERYBODY GETS HERE
Arrival night. Most of the Thursday group lands around 7:30–8:00 PM.
- Get to Luxor
- Check in, drop bags
- Find food, grab a drink
- Hang out
Thursday is intentionally easy. Get here, get settled, find us, and start the weekend.
Pool. Pink Hummer. Fremont. Bad decisions within reason.
9:00 AM · Luxor Pool
VIP North Cabana + Pillar Day Bed
The cabana and day bed are covered. Come hang out. The day bed sits right in front of the cabana and fits about four, so there’s room to rotate between sun and shade.
Pool food and drinks are on you, so bring a card and sunscreen.
Mid-morning
Jake + Liz land
Southwest 769 touches down at 9:15 AM. Figure Luxor by 10:15–10:45.
If the room’s not ready: bags to bell services, change if you need to, straight to the pool.
Friday night
6:30 PM — Start gathering at Luxor.
6:45 PM — Be downstairs. Thirteen people, one limo, zero waiting.
7:00 PM — PINK HUMMER.
7 PM. Pink Hummer. Be downstairs. We are leaving without you.
Strip cruise with music, then it drops us at Fremont around 8:00 PM. Limo questions: Vegas Party Limo, 702-616-6000.
Hummer roulette
Word from the limo company: Friday’s Hummer will be one of these — black, green, or white — assigned the day of. First bet of the weekend: call the color.
We are calling it the Pink Hummer no matter what shows up.
Friday night Kellie assignment
MAKE KELLIE WEAR SOMETHING STUPID
Bring one ridiculous thing for Kellie to wear Friday night. Do not coordinate. We want chaos.
Stupid hat, ridiculous sunglasses, boa, wig, giant jewelry, a sash, whatever. By the time the Pink Hummer shows up she should be a walking Vegas disaster.
The $15 Kellie gift
ONE RIDICULOUS GIFT. $15 MAX.
Cheap, weird, funny, inappropriate within reason, or completely useless is encouraged.
Spend no more than $15. Creativity beats money.
The $50 Vegas Challenge
THE RULES
Mike gives you $50. Go gamble it.
If you win, you and Kellie split the winnings 50/50.
If Vegas takes it all, you owe nobody anything.
If somebody turns their $50 into something stupidly large, Mike reserves the right to claim emotional ownership of the victory.
8:00 PM · Fremont
Casinos, live music, drinks, wandering, food, general Fremont chaos. Atomic Liquors and Evel Pie are on the maybe list. No plan on purpose.
Getting back: everyone grabs their own Uber or Lyft to Luxor. No group departure, no judgment on your exit time.
9:00 AM · Luxor Pool
VIP North Cabana + Pillar Day Bed
Second pool day. Because one was clearly not enough. Same deal: cabana and day bed are covered, come hang out.
Saturday afternoon
Nothing scheduled between pool and dinner. Shower, nap, recover, gamble, wander, get ready.
Go be an adult for a few hours. We reconvene tonight.
7:00 PM · Kellie’s 50th Birthday Dinner
DINNER IS ON MIKE.
Come hungry.
Hard Rock Cafe · Las Vegas Strip
Saturday, August 29 · 7:00 PM · Party of 13
Reservation is confirmed.
Please be ready early enough that thirteen people are not walking into a 7 PM reservation at 7:12.
KELLIE’S ACTUAL 50TH BIRTHDAY
Sunday is Kellie’s actual birthday. The morning is intentionally loose — coffee, breakfast, one last Vegas wander, pack, say goodbye.
Luxor checkout: 11:00 AM.
Everybody handles their own ride to the airport.
Fifty years of Kellie. Lucky us.
Logistics, briefly
ROOM STUFF
That is your full room contribution. Mike has the rest.
PAY MIKE · ROOM SHAREYOU MOSTLY NEED TO SHOW UP
Mike is covering
- A big chunk of everyone’s rooms
- Both pool setups
- The Friday pink Hummer
- $50 gambling money, each
- Saturday birthday dinner
You handle
- Airfare + airport rides
- Uber/Lyft back from Fremont
- Gambling beyond your $50
- Personal purchases
- Pool food + drinks